Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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