It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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