another moral hangover. fuck.
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
ok first of all what the fuck
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