Come see our sink grown plant.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
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