Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
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