at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
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