We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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