It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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