Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
Randomize
