You're completely useless in the revolution.
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
Randomize
