then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
there's no such thing as luck on your birthday, only drunken invincibility, make it happen
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
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