Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
it wasn't lemon gatorade
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
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