Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
Randomize
