He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
On Tinder, guy asked me if I had ever been fucked by a Pokemon master. Needless to say I didn't respond.
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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