wake up i wanna do it froggy style
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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