Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
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