It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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