Midget sex pt 2 tonight
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
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