Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
i believe in u and ur pee
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