are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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