He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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