She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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