Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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