is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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