I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
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