Walk of Shame. In a state park.
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
I did not marry a roomba.
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