Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
Randomize
