You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
At least I’m an “essential employee” and can still bang my boss. \n\nFingers crossed my husband doesn’t ask why I’m essential, the orgasms are too good to give up during this pandemic
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