Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
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