my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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