Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
god i wish i could take a shit and a shower at the same time
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
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