IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
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