Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
Edward fifth and chaser hands
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
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