you said youd get me home safely, you dropped me off at 9:30 last night and i just woke up on my porch.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
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