She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
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