I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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