I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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