It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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