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say what?
wanna hang out?
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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