On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
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