UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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