She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
I just woke up in my closet, wearing a pink cowboy hat and a pink thong...
I want my thong back.
I hate you tequila.
i just made my gag reflex go away.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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