hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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