Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
i woke up with a grocery list signed by "the people who ate all your shit while you were passed out"
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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