well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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