I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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