idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
Randomize
