Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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