the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
birth control should be required to get into college
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
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