ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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