He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
Just pee around me
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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