Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
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