Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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