Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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