Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
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