at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
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