Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
they call him Oral-B. enough said
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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